VMA's, what?

So, the VMA's taught me a few things.

Katy Perry- I like your music, but you are SUPER annoying. And where is the skating rink?

Justin Beiber- You're not fooling anyone, so don't say you sang live! That whole thing was as fake as a Jersey shore tan. I still love you, but learn to be a master of performance and you'll be around a LOT longer.






Usher-Never been a huge fan before, but very respectful of your talent. You are quite impressive and delivered an incredible performance!
Taylor Swift- I've defended you for far too long. You write great songs. No you don't have the best voice, but usually you, at least, look gorgeous when you're performing and give a lot of heart. After your performance this year, I never want to see or hear you sing live again! Did anything come out of your mouth in the form of a word? Kudos to the strangest, and worst performance of the year. Oh yeah, you look like Evan Rachel Wood on True Blood. Are you trying to get a cameo on season 4?
Eminem- I never thought I would say this, but I LOVE your new album. It's creative, hip, and accessible. Drop Rhianna because that live bit of hers was atrocious. Your solo shit was crazy good!

Linkin' Park- KILLED IT! Enough said.
Lady Gaga- I don't always get what you do, but you are, always, DIVINE! Omnivores, relax! PETA, calm down. Let's not everyone get our shit up in a tizzy. Shouldn't people be thought provoking and different?

Cher- You fuckin' always turn back time, bitch! WERK!


Overall, the VMA's sucked ass. Very few people brought it this year. WHo are you people? OH yeah, fetuses who are untrained, in which music execs just pumped out to make a quick buck. None of you have the staying power of people like Celine, or Cher (bust out a number one hit in 6 consecutive decades and we'll talk, she's FIERCE!) and countless others who came before you. So, before you celebrate Nicki Minaj (whoever the hell you are?) Get your shit together and BRING IT! Don't lip synch to music written by other people. Be your own person and write/sing your own shit. THEN call yourself an artist.